J: Hey, guess what. I never paid for your wedding band.
J: Yeah, apparently they never charged me for it. I've checked all my records, and there's no sign of a payment for it.
Me: How the hell does that happen?
J: I guess they misplaced the paperwork and never realized it.
Me: We are so going to get me a new wedding band this weekend.
J: I figured you'd say that. I'm already posting yours on eBay.
Happy almost 1st Anniversary!