Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Yeats I Am Not

Ode to Silk
I love you chocolate Silk,
I drank you without guilt.
But when I read the nutritional label,
Your carbohydrates made my belly like a big fat dirigible.

I never claimed to be a poet...plus it's really hard to find something that rhymes with label!

Have ya'll tried Silk Chocolate? If not, do - but go for the low-fat version. I literally drank a whole carton yesterday. It's so smooth and creamy, and it was the only thing making my nauseous tummy happy. Of course now I know that our love must be denied. I cannot handle your passion Silk Chocolate - you consume me. And since I cannot say 'no' to you, I have banned you from the home (until my next craving).


Beckers said...

Whatever happened to Yoo-Hoo? I haven't seen it in awhile. Maybe I just haven't noticed it in the store? I wonder if it's more or less fattening than Silk Chocolate?

::scampers off to add "chocolate-flavored beverages" to running grocery list::

Stacy said...

I think Yoo-Hoo still exists. The Silk is great and it's got all that soy protein. You know you need your protein Miss Vegetarian!